I’m sorry, HOW many photos?

I hate living in the future.

you know how you hear stories about phantom limbs?

freddie has phantom balls.  and he just realized that they stink.

some genius little kid drew this picture of some one sacrificing freddie to a dinosaur.

so at least when i die, the next generation will carry on my work.

Freddie is literally a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, crammed into a stupid little dog…

And he just shat the puzzle all over the floor.

He hates this almost as much as I hate him.

So I love this? 

When you were a kid, did you ever have an irrational fear of something climbing through the toilet, then crawling inside your butt and eating you from the inside out?

Yeah….me neither….

Ok.  Now just pour the honey on his head and wait for the fire ants to show up.

I’ve read that they can strip a dog down to its skeleton in 14.7 seconds flat.

And that’s an actual dog, so they should be able to fix freddie up in like 5.

He started talking about chem trails and Ron Paul, so I decided to put him in the microwave.

Can we still call it a human centipede if we sew a teddy bear, a dog, and a guy together in a row?  

Look at this derpy little dog!