I hate this dog.
It just wouldn’t be a group photo without Freddie’s pecker staring down the barrel of the camera.

It just wouldn’t be a group photo without Freddie’s pecker staring down the barrel of the camera.

"EXCUSE ME?!  WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?  GET YOUR ASS OFF MY COUCH!!!"

I’m just glad I’m not alone in my crusade to humiliate this dog.

"EXCUSE ME?!  WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?  GET YOUR ASS OFF MY COUCH!!!"

I’m just glad I’m not alone in my crusade to humiliate this dog.

The new DIY drug craze that’s sweeping the city is huffing this dog’s dick.  

Remember that one from a while ago, where kids were fermenting feces to get high?  This is grosser than that.

The new DIY drug craze that’s sweeping the city is huffing this dog’s dick.  

Remember that one from a while ago, where kids were fermenting feces to get high?  This is grosser than that.

"This is what other dogs see when they look at Freddie."-Matt James 

"This is what other dogs see when they look at Freddie."
-Matt James 

I’m sorry, HOW many photos?

I hate living in the future.

I’m sorry, HOW many photos?

I hate living in the future.

you know how you hear stories about phantom limbs?
freddie has phantom balls.  and he just realized that they stink.

you know how you hear stories about phantom limbs?

freddie has phantom balls.  and he just realized that they stink.

some genius little kid drew this picture of some one sacrificing freddie to a dinosaur.
so at least when i die, the next generation will carry on my work.

some genius little kid drew this picture of some one sacrificing freddie to a dinosaur.

so at least when i die, the next generation will carry on my work.

Freddie is literally a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, crammed into a stupid little dog…

And he just shat the puzzle all over the floor.

Freddie is literally a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, crammed into a stupid little dog…

And he just shat the puzzle all over the floor.

He hates this almost as much as I hate him.So I love this? 

He hates this almost as much as I hate him.

So I love this? 

When you were a kid, did you ever have an irrational fear of something climbing through the toilet, then crawling inside your butt and eating you from the inside out?
Yeah….me neither….

When you were a kid, did you ever have an irrational fear of something climbing through the toilet, then crawling inside your butt and eating you from the inside out?

Yeah….me neither….